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Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in TRUE CUM GUZZLING ABILITIES.'s LiveJournal:

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006
12:44 am
And so the Pelican-nosed, horse-faced, abnormally-large eyed, most diseased creature of the state of Pennsylvania, goes down in Band Whore history. Now a 16-year-old (or is it 18, now?) unfit mother to her fatherless baby, Madison Kylie, she pays for her numerous rape crimes. Finally, the RAPID SPREAD OF VENERAL DISEASES TO LOCAL BAND 'DUDES' AND SHITTY POP PUNK BANDS, has come to a momentary halt.

Stay tuned to find out what happens next to this sick, morally corrupt, poor excuse for a human being, named Mar Dar:

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006
10:36 pm
the birth of madison kylie?
Monday, October 17th, 2005
3:56 pm
Saturday, October 15th, 2005
11:13 pm
" you're snowed in. &i know you want to do this. "
to taryn, gracyn, and.... stack. and those who understand.
to reminisce;
reply to marcy(http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=2004160&Mytoken=AC5DA270-EEDB-C26B-A27082E7279FD73A99305918)'s blog

also available here http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.listAll&friendID=2004160&startID=20613597&StartPostedDate=2005-04-03%2016:56:00&next=1&page=1&Mytoken=E50AD2A7-34D9-4651-89CCD17B29461F692867738093

1. Who are you?
lauren pilla
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
at straylight run at the TLA, sluttin it uppp
4. How have I affected you?
you amuse me.
5. What do you think of me?
you take lots of pictuuures
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
straylight, drunk, casper.
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
no sillyyyy.
10. Would you kiss me?
no silllyyyy.
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
your crazy hairrrr.
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
your crazyness.
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
sillyyyy :)
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
you break the scale....
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
mar dar, because of your myspace name and like.. RADAR
17. Am I loveable?
sillyyy mardar
18. How long have you known me?
since straylight
19. Describe me in one word.
leopardlicious ;)
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
i was drunk.
22. What do you think my weakness is?
digital cameras
23. Do you think I'll get married?
to gracynnn
24. What makes me happy?
hot girls
25. What makes me sad?
silly boys
26. What reminds you of me?
lifetime television for women
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
so sweet weave
28. How well do you know me?
not very :(
29. When's the last time you saw me?
boys night out
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Do you miss me?
33. Do you think i miss you?


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